youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

buttholeos:

i was checking out at target and this guy was being really flirty with me and his nametag said rosemarie so when i left i said “have a good night rosemarie” and he said “rosemarie??” and i pointed to his nametag and he said fuck very loud then said “they are always fucking doing this to me”

drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila