Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it.
― Johnny Knoxville (via c-oquetry)
  • Officer: I pulled you over because you were speeding.
  • Me: I was only trying to keep up with traffic, sir.
  • Officer: There is no traffic.
  • Me: That's how far behind I am.
  • grilledcheezus:

    snorlaxatives:

    how people use to imagine the future:

    image

    how people now imagine the future:

    image

    this actually says so much about society

    holy shit